In Loving Memory of Sanity

sayhi-tosaturn:

awwww-cute:

I want to walk my new corgi, but his refusal is just too darn cute

OMG WANT

sayhi-tosaturn:

awwww-cute:

I want to walk my new corgi, but his refusal is just too darn cute

OMG WANT

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Marvel Teams. 
'Suit up.' 

(Source: cptnbcky, via talkativelock)

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.And today he was like“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”And showed us this…

percymyjackson:

So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

anthonykiedick:

my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN

anthonykiedick:

my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN

(Source: joydivisiom, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

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stacksbreadup:WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

(Source: rhymewithrachel, via heyfunniest)